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Tree-Planting Trump Is an Expert at Digging Holes, Colbert Says

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“Today is the 50th Earth Day. You can tell Earth Day turned 50 because earlier today, Earth changed its hairstyle and bought a Corvette.” — JIMMY FALLON

“The big 5-0. And I gotta say, Earth is still looking good. She’s just getting hotter every year, even with the receding glaciers and putting on a little water weight around the coastline.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“And you know, honestly, you gotta admit, man, Earth is having the best Earth Day ever. Because ever since coronavirus locked all of us in our homes, animals have been roaming free, the smog has cleared from the sky, the waters of Venice are blue again. Basically, as bad as coronavirus has been for humans, it’s been amazing for the Earth. In fact, I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist, but isn’t Wuhan a part of the Earth?” — TREVOR NOAH

“And Earth is having kind of a moment right now because, with people staying home, the Earth is turning wilder and cleaner, with reduced CO2, better air quality, and animals roaming the city streets. Turns out the best present for Earth Day is the best present for Mother’s Day: time away from her children. Just get all the unruly humans out of her hair so Mother Earth can sit in a bubble bath and watch ‘Outlander.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York appeared on “The Daily Social Distancing Show” Wednesday night where he told Trevor Noah about his Tuesday meeting with President Trump.


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