“It has been five months since Trump was indefinitely suspended from Facebook for the minor infraction of trying to overthrow the government. I mean, who hasn’t done that?” Trevor Noah joked on Wednesday.
“Trump calls this a platform, but it’s really just a website that he calls ‘a place to speak freely and safely.’ There’s only one problem: The site doesn’t allow any replies or comments or even likes. The only person speaking freely, or even at all, is him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But I get it, you know? Trump had to do something to distract from the fact that he lost his appeal to get back on Facebook. Or, as he put it, [imitating Donald Trump] ‘We won this appeal, in a landslide. everyone knows it. So many victories.’” — TREVOR NOAH
The Bits Worth Watching
On Wednesday’s “Full Frontal,” Samantha Bee explains what’s going on with the Florida congressman Matt Gaetz.
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The comedian Ziwe will promote her new, namesake Showtime series on Thursday’s “Late Night.”