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Jimmy Kimmel Outlines the 5 Stages of the Coronavirus

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“Last night was a pivotal moment for Democrats. Who would they choose to return America to stability, steadiness, and calm? The overwhelming answer: the old man who threatened to slap an autoworker.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Wow, I can’t believe Joe Biden got into a fight with that factory worker, especially considering he was surrounded by all of his boys. I mean, that is risky. At the same time, Biden knows those guys can’t touch him — not because of Secret Service but because of coronavirus.” — TREVOR NOAH

“Whoa, damn, Joe. Joe! That escalated very quickly. [Imitating Joe Biden] ‘Listen, Jack, you want to see some guns? How about these guns right here? Come on, let’s go.’” — SETH MEYERS

“Wow, it is starting to look like Biden is going to wander away with this thing.” — SETH MEYERS

“Biden is the clear front-runner now. You remember when that guy Nik Wallenda walked on a tightrope across that active volcano? That’s what it’s going to feel like watching Joe Biden open his mouth every day between now and November.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Biden did well with voters over 45, and Bernie did well with voters under 45. Basically, if you’re a Democrat who’s had a colonoscopy, Joe is your guy.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The virus is not an excuse to be racist,” Bee said on Wednesday’s “Full Frontal” segment about anti-Chinese sentiments cropping up in conjunction with the coronavirus. “I know racism is America’s weighted blanket. When everything is stressful, nothing makes us feel more secure than treating other people like trash.”


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