Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Many of us are stuck at home at the moment, so here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.
Sleepy Joe and the Mad Woman
In a phone interview with Fox Business Network on Thursday, President Trump insulted a number of women in the Democratic Party — notably Senator Kamala Harris, Joe Biden’s newly appointed running mate in the general election. Mr. Trump called her “a mad woman.”
“And the truth is, this effort to sabotage mail-in voting is a real threat to America’s election. If Trump gets his way, they’re going to have to change all the ‘I voted’ stickers to end in a question mark — ‘I voted?’” — TREVOR NOAH
“Postal workers were like, ‘How much less funding can you give us? We don’t even have pants!’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Millions of Americans wrote Trump angry letters about it, but he was like, ‘Weird, I didn’t get anything.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Establishing post offices is in the Constitution. Congress needs to stand firm and protect the United States Postal Service with the same fervor the right uses to defend guns. What I am saying is you can have my sister-in-law’s Christmas newsletter when you pry it from my cold dead hands.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
James Corden spent “2 Hours Off” spinning and boxing with David Beckham.